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danism

Danists practice sleeping with on socks on and riding bikes without helmets.

A religion founded by the greatest Dani that lives in the eastern continental part of the United States. In Dani the God We Trust.

Danism’s god is named dani and she is native-mexican-brazilian-italian and has a great sense of humor and believes everyone should be equal no matter what she is strong brave but ugly
i do not believe in god and jesus but i believe in dani that is why i am danism
by iamnitblackxo193 October 22, 2020
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danism

Danists practice sleeping with no socks on and ride bikes without helmets because we’re not gay

a religion founded by the greatest Dani ever that lives in the eastern continental part of the united states. in Dani the God we trust. amenzia buttockslist 🙏🏿

Danism has a god named Dani (obviously) and she is Mexican-Native-Brazilian-Italian and has a great sense of humor and believes everyone should be equal no matter what. she is strong and brave even though she suffers with breathing problems shes ugly tho but who eve gives a shit
I am not christian i am danism aka a danist
by iamnitblackxo193 October 22, 2020
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Danism

"what's your religion?"
"Danism"
by The barvarian bell tower January 28, 2021
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danyisme

someone who is very homosexual and nonce-like
that danyisme dude is a real nonce
by Ur big fat mom 83738383 July 23, 2021
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Dänikism

Dänikism is an up and coming belief system. Dänikism draws from the works of Erich von Däniken and his Ancient Astronaut theory. However, the belief also expounds upon von Däniken's works and presents them in a manner that is appealing to any audience, whether of a current faith or not. Dänikism unites all religions under the common notion that no one religion is entirely correct, but that EVERY religion has truth to it. Through the combined measures of humanity, Dänikism can be the belief to finally end worldly feuds and bolster humanity under a shared ambition of discovering our true origins, together...
Hits boof:
"Hey fam, I heard that Dänikism is pretty chill... That guy is doing some big boi stuff with it."
"Really? Damn... That's crazy."
"Yup, guy's talking about going to the Moon and stuff, too"
"...that's tuff..."
...feels content with place in Universe for once....
by Captain 747 December 29, 2021
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Danuism

Danuism is the spiritual path followed by her devotees who are known as Friends of Danu or FODS.
Danuism is the spiritual path followed by her devotees who are known as Friends of Danu or FODS.
by Joan Gault March 19, 2022
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Ol’ dankis

A loud ass creaking ass shaking ass fan that makes clicking noises when you turn it on.
Don’t turn on the fan it sounds like an ol’ dankis!!!
by Ol’.dankis.lover March 3, 2022
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