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danger wank

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika July 30, 2008
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danger swig

A bad ass way of drinking where you tilt your head back like a swaggamuffin
by Swaggadon 2000 February 16, 2017
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danger radio

a kick ass band that plays kinda an emo rock. they are awesome, and totally cute. they are so good that people might wanna steal your radio to listen, and that is why they are dangerous in the radio. i love danger radio, and you should too !
A: i went to an awesome concert last nite !
B: who did you see ?
A: i saw danger radio at sonar ! they played great and we got to meet them and everything!
B: im so jealous. sounds like you had the BEST night ever.

Danger Radio is a fantastic musical group.
by Stacy Johanson March 23, 2008
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Danger Noodle

Another word for snek, which is another word for snake
Jerry: i got to boop the nose of a danger noodle today
by WALUIGIfan69 October 22, 2017
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Danger Days

An album by the rock band My Chemical Romance. Though it leaves behind being a pop tinged deathrock band behind, the record has risen to massive acclaim from fans and critics both. It incorporates elements of the first wave of punk rock, hair metal, Britpop, goth rock, glam, and electronica. The only people that really DON'T like the album are people who liked their first records.
Jim: Dude, I bought the new MCR record, Danger Days. It was actually pretty good. I never liked the whole emo thing, but this is one of my favorites this year.

Tommy: Nah, man, they're just sellouts. They need to go back to their stuff on "Bullets."

Jim: Oh, you mean be like every other safe band in modern rock and write the same album over and over? *sigh* Hobknocker...
by Davie H. Bowie November 26, 2010
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Danger Noodle

The slithery nope ropes that wiggle wiggle wiggle and squiggly bite bite while you squirmey watch out
The danger noodle wiggle wiggled up the shore to squiggly bite bite the squirmey watch out
by IwnshienzalLxnejsis April 25, 2017
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danger floof

A bear, tiger or any other vicious fuzzy animal.
Jamal: Oh SHIT, that's a Danger Floof!
*In loving memory of Jamal*
nope rope
by MyNameJuan April 6, 2017
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