A vampire who is soaking wet. With rain, or regular water, cause holy water, of course, would kill them. Being technically already dead, a vampire can't catch a cold from being wet, but it still sucks.
Mavis: "Look at this!!! i am soaked to the fangs!!! What do you call a vampire who is soaking wet?"
Diane: "A dampire!!!
Diane: "A dampire!!!
by CrowleyCreeper88 October 26, 2019
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Look at them over there, Dampies they are , they've gon to the Housing to moan about the damp.
Dampies - "look at them damp patches! the council ought to do something. Its bad for the kids"
Dampies - "look at them damp patches! the council ought to do something. Its bad for the kids"
by Dud Fivers December 6, 2013
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