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The DT Scale 

Standing for, “The Dick Taking Scale.” The DT is an assumption measurement of how many dicks a person or character could take, and would take at once in that order. For example, “4:2” with 4 being how many dicks they could take, and 2 being how many they would.
person 1: “Say, where would you place Sebastian from Stardew Valley on The DT Scale?”

person 2: “Eh, probably 5:3?”
The DT Scale by Queen Breezy January 7, 2021
Down. To. Smoke
“Are you down to smoke a joint
Are you D.T.S?”
D.t.s by Gyros97 June 4, 2021

T.B.S.D.T.I.T.W 

Acronym:
The Best Service Desk Technician In The World

A very rare and special service desk technician who not only can solve any problem given to him/her but does so in a unique way that makes the knob/twat/C-Level who created the call feel like it wasn't all their fault in the first place (but we all know it was).
Yo Mitch, that bitch from sales was actually happy with you slapping her down for not knowning to right-click on the folder, you T.B.S.D.T.I.T.W
T.B.S.D.T.I.T.W by mwalker April 29, 2020

D.T.N.S. 

look at them they D.T.N.S.
D.T.N.S. by Brianna E. February 4, 2008

D.y.a.k.I.g.d.s.d.t.I.s.m 

Wilbur Soot lyrics stating

“Do you also know I have depression.
Self-diagnosed thought I should mention”
You: Yo I love this song!
Friend: What’s the lyrics?
You: D.y.a.k.I.g.d.s.d.t.I.s.m
Friend: dope

L.M.S.U.D.T.U.S.B.M.A.M. 

Let me suck ur dick till u stop being mad at me.
Bf:I’m mad at u
Me: L.M.S.U.D.T.U.S.B.M.A.M.