Drinks on the house

When the drinks are offered by the bar or the house.
Basically free drinks.
Usually said to celebrate a special event.

Bar tender: "to celebrate the new opening, drinks on the house!"

by RaptorZzZ January 9, 2019

high on drunk

What you ask someone after they have done something foolish, retarded, or just plain stupid.

The word was coined by Dylan Mondragon after his friend tried to ollie over a table and landed on their face.

Dude 1: Dude..... I just shot myself in the foot with a BB gun....
Dude 2: WHAT THE HELL? WERE YOU HIGH ON DRUNK?

by Forgot my Name again June 2, 2009

You look happier than a drunk man on a Saturday

This means that you are carefree and jolly.

Damn, Daniel, that amusement park made you look happier than a drunk man on a Saturday!

by Tetofan🥖🥐🥖🥐 December 21, 2025

Pukin' on Katie drunk

Getting so drunk that you puke on someone.

Last night I got pukin' on Katie drunk after I blacked out.

by arbarbarbar August 12, 2012

on them drinks

disorientation caused by drinking

Watchman keeps forgetting what he just did because he's always on them drinks.

by the ham October 27, 2005

shit on a dink

1) A dinky shit on a dink.

Dude, dump your dinky shit on my dink.

by Brarrett March 18, 2005

one drink

An amount of alcoholic drinks that is usually more than 5. Often higher than 10. But never less than 3.

“Would you like to come over tonight, I have beer?”
“Yes, but I can only have one drink, I have to work in the morning”
*next morning*
“What happened last night? I woke up on my bathroom floor with no clothes on, my kitchen looks like a war zone and my front door was open and my dog is gone”

by Jenrox May 24, 2018