double midget penetration

sliding a midget onto a sufficiently large penis so that it is able to travel through one whole and out of the other, push the midget down and make love to another midget with the remainder of the penis.

Things got out of hand last night and i ended up commiting an act of double midget penetration with Ivy and Dot, you know, the two old ladies from across the street, boy do i regret it now...

by Iva Penis March 1, 2007

Double anal penetration

Two turgid cocks up one tight little poo tube

I am a good Christian I may be gay for pay but I would never stuff my cock into a massive great ass hole with my cock touching another surely that would create far too much truffle butter no matter what day of the week it is so I am dam sure Double anal penetration is slightly wrong

by Dogging dude feeds pony May 3, 2015

Double peneflation

When suppliers fuck the consumer by simultaneously increasing prices and shrinking the product (quantity, quality, portions, …). It can be equivalently thought of as shrinkflation along with unit price increase.

Bob: My internet bill increased this month.
Alice: Did your service bandwidth or speed improve?
Bob: No, it actually got worse.
Alive: You got fucked by double peneflation.

by Aix3zeiz September 10, 2023

Double Denetration

Denetration two a new level, in which the male not only penetrates through the female's denim jeans, but his own as well, inciting the penetration of two layers of denim jeans, hence double. See denetration

Daaaammn that girl's booty is too nice to wait on. Fuck, getting her naked, in fact, fuck getting me naked, its time for double denetration.

by MC (Sin)atra January 21, 2008

double penitration

to have more than one penis inserted into a womans hole at once

The DVDA, double vaginal double anal, scene in orgasmo...

by Stunt Cock January 27, 2003

Double Benetration

the act of having 2 or more bens participating in sexual favors with the opposite sex simultaneously. In many cases known to be overwhelming, and eventually causing a loss of self control leading to a romance explosion.

Sandy: "The two Bens I took home last night gave me great double Benetration. I now walk with a limp."

by Pineswood December 15, 2009

double ball penitration

When having sex with a girl you put your balls into her butt hole. Caution dont not let her tighten her butt muscles hard this can result in a broken ball or two. If your having anal sex try inserting your balls in to her vagina. Variants include single ball penitration, and the more common zero ball penitration.

Obama -"I was having sex with this pornstar in my dreams and she told me to insert my balls in her ass ."

Clinton-" Me and hillary call that double ball penitration"

by anonanalballs January 27, 2013