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Double fists to recty

The act of inserting both of one's fists into a person's rectum.
After I applied my AXE body spray via the double pits to chesty technique, she got so hot that she allowed me to attempt double fists to recty on her. She won't be shitting right for a month.
by Doctor Shakalu May 2, 2010
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Double Fisted Helicopter

An advanced technique for performing oral pleasures on a man.

1. Hold the penis with both hands
2. Insert penis in mouth
3. While moving head up and down rotate hands and arms in opposite directions.

Thus, making a helicopter blade motion with double fists.
Woman: "I'm feeling really creative and experimental tonight. What would you like me to do?"

Penis: "I heard about this thing called a Double Fisted Helicopter"

Woman: "Oh yeah! I learned that from my mom. It will feel great"
by KarliMonster March 23, 2011
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Double Fisting

The act of drinking two drinks at once, holding one in each hand.
Darth is so hammered...He's been double fisting all night.
by PookieRVT April 1, 2010
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Double Fisted Monkey Style

A discipline of masturbation characterized by extraordinary vigor and skill, as well as enormous genital peril. In trained hands, double fisted monkey style can form a glorious, balanced union between a man and his fingers. In untrained hands, it can lead to genital fracturing, inversion, or worse.
"Dude, Bob tried Double Fisted Monkey Style last night."

"Oh no! I warned him! Did he survive?"

"The hospital said he might eventually recover partial use of his legs. They dug his penis out of a tree two miles downwind."

"That stupid son of a bitch."
by NotAGrillShitter November 13, 2011
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double fisting

somebody who is a tank at a party and whats to get drunk fast, will go around drinking not one can but 2 one in each hand,thus creating the term double fisting
zac-man did u see giorgiD last night
friend- yea bro he was double fisting like a motherfucka
giorgiD- eyy what can i say, thats the only way to do it
by ravski August 6, 2007
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Single-Double Fisting

When someone has 2 iolites, both in one hand, and inhales two different types of herbage at the same time.

Note: It's optimal to have both Vapes hissing synchronously.
Holy shit! That turk is Single-Double Fisting hard-core with Sour D and Alaskan Thunder Fuck at the same damn time! Woa!
by JMan69420 June 15, 2011
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Double-fisting Sushi

A sexual maneuver where you lay your girl on her back, then grab your girl's ass with both hands, lift her pussy to your mouth and lick and suck her pussy.
I met my girl at her place last night and spent 30 minutes double-fisting sushi.
by Mista Spooky January 3, 2015
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