When you brutally smash your toenail into a door and a fellow country boy sticks his dick inside of your screaming mouth
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Used to describe any situation where being straightforward and efficient with a task/activity is to miss the point of the task/activity. Can also be used to describe the behavior of someone who is trying to be straightforward and efficient with a task/activity and is thus missing the point of that task/activity. Coined by Paul Conway (@iampaulconway) in a 2024 viral short.
Kurt Vonnegut: Well, I’m going to buy an envelope.
Kurt Vonnegut‘s Wife: You’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in the closet.
Kurt Vonnegut: Hush, I’m not Doordashing Hooters here, dear.
Kurt Vonnegut‘s Wife: You’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in the closet.
Kurt Vonnegut: Hush, I’m not Doordashing Hooters here, dear.
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Get the doorvashi mug.Hym "And the people ordering door dash are affluent enough to pay either way. They just tip less. Seriously, do you even talk to anyone who isn't a fucking YouTube vermin? How out of touch can a person be?"
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I got buy 1 get 1 rewards on the doorgash app.
Accidently ordered wrong gender on the app and couldn’t get a refund
I got buy 1 get 1 rewards on the doorgash app.
Accidently ordered wrong gender on the app and couldn’t get a refund
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