Going 0-327mph in less than 5-seconds, but making the mistake of deploying both of your parachutes while still under acceleration. (Resulting injury; middle english origin).
Gunner had at least 17 beers tonight and he is leaving Picardy Third’s the bar and going straight to work third shift implied. He is definitely coming home tomorrow with detached retinas.
by Weinsist June 29, 2018
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by CaptianNuggs April 30, 2021
Get the storm detachment mug.No I will not cognitively reframe what is happening to me so you don't have to acknowledge what is happening to me. You'll get nothing but child murder.
Hym "Not detachment. Not cognitive reframing. Not contrition. I don't care about feeling happier. I don't care about productivity. I care about not having to murder a kid to get you to do the thing YOU WILL DO if I murder a kid. Which is why you're not doing it. The child is acceptable loses to everyone but the person it's going to happen to and it isn't going to be your kids so you don't have to care. It sacrificing someone else's kid so a person you don't like won't succeed. There is no greater good you're serving by doing this. Hey, by the way, you see that stuff bullying commercial?"
by Hym Iam August 5, 2024
Get the Detachment mug.A pain that sucks. Usually detached from the sides, or if you’re unlucky like me, from everywhere but the bottom. You’ll need to bandage it up for a few days, and avoid going swimming for two weeks. If you’re unsure, have an infection, or are bleeding profusely, please visit a doctor.
by Coldbeanie July 7, 2023
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