Going 0-327mph in less than 5-seconds, but making the mistake of deploying both of your parachutes while still under acceleration. (Resulting injury; middle english origin).
Gunner had at least 17 beers tonight and he is leaving Picardy Third’s the bar and going straight to work third shift implied. He is definitely coming home tomorrow with detached retinas.
by Weinsist June 29, 2018
Get the Detached Retinasmug. 
“I thought, boy, if he really believes this stuff, he has lost contact with— he’s become detached from reality if he really believes this stuff," Barr said of a breaking point he had in December.
by fyubo June 13, 2022
Get the Detached from realitymug. A pain that sucks. Usually detached from the sides, or if you’re unlucky like me, from everywhere but the bottom. You’ll need to bandage it up for a few days, and avoid going swimming for two weeks. If you’re unsure, have an infection, or are bleeding profusely, please visit a doctor.
by Coldbeanie July 7, 2023
Get the detached toenailmug. “That mf is trying to take the popular German party in particularly 1930s! Get the Storm Detachment!”
by CaptianNuggs April 30, 2021
Get the storm detachmentmug.