29 December

People with massive cocks were born on 29 December. They are also extraordinary good at sex and fuck like Gods.

Girl: When were you born?
Boy: On 29 December!
Girl: ohhhh.. we need to fuck

by Mariae92 November 22, 2021

December 29

Send your boyfriend a booty pic day!

On this day, it’s suggested that all girlfriends send their boyfriends a booty pic - to help them get through the day, of course.

“What’s today’s date?”
“December 29th”
“Really? I almost forgot to send my boyfriend a pic!”

by An anonymous, loving boyfriend December 29, 2023

December 29

Punch a h0e day! Punch that one person that is a total h0e and that wear stuff really short

Billy: hey sally come here
Sally:yes-
Billy: *punchs*
Sally: what was that for?!
Billy: girl it is December 29!
Sally:rude!!

by a.dumb.cosplayer November 28, 2021

December 29

On December 29 queens/kings are born. There names are most lightly to be "amy,kai,Jamie,olivia,and jill"

Omg u were born on December 29! Only kings/queens were born on that day!!

by ColleenBallinger November 4, 2020

December 29

The day when cheelai asks dany out 😊

Cheelai it’s December 29

Cheelai: Oh no

by User2929737392929 December 29, 2021

December 29 2005

The day your TRUE lord and saviour, Alexandre Bordeleau was born.

-Ayo, ain’t today the real Lord Bordeleau’s birthday?
-Yea it is
-Man, he’s really cool. Much cooler than his wanna-be-lord brother

December 29 2005

by Lord Kenobli July 17, 2022

December 29

The day my best friend was born.She’s an amazing human being who is always there for everyone.She is so pretty and very intelligent.She deserves the world.HAPPY BIRTHDAY BESTIE!!LOVE YOU!!

Person 1:Why is today so special?

Me:It’s December 29!My best friends birthday idiot!!

by Anal ;) December 28, 2020