North Alaskan Deadliest Snatch

An Eskimo woman who has HIV or full blown AIDS.

Tom: Oh man I finally balled that Eskimo chick Cikuq this morning.

Johnson: Shit man! Don't you know she's a North Alaskan Deadliest Snatch.

Tom: OH FUCK!

by Drpun May 18, 2009

Dadliness

1. The state of having performed a well-meaning action that inadvertently made things worse
2. The quality of being lovable, but ultimately dispensible
3. Next to cleanliness

Cleanliness is next to Dadliness

by #1 Dad's Club June 20, 2018

Giske deadline

A hard deadline to accomplish a task or make a decision, primarily for a politician, forced upon by several auditors independent of political orientation. Despite the last property, most of the auditors are hardcore feminists. Failure to comply will most likely cause the disruption of political influence and general distrust of the arbiter.

The result or outcome of the decision or task is expected to be in favour of the auditors.

Etmyology: from the Norwegian politician Trond Giske who allegedly sexually harassed several female co politicians and who is subject for exclusions by the leadership of the Norwegian Labour Party.

"The Giske deadline is tomorrow at noon. If you don't comply or we don't like the result, be prepared for Bedlam"

by Trond Not G January 4, 2018

Deadline Drive

The closer you get to a deadline the more motivated you are to complete the assigned work

"Lets do this assignment man, my deadline drive has finally kicked in"

by PatternBlue March 19, 2016

deadline

The point at which work should held until, and then handed over to others all in one go.

"Shall we pass the orders to traffic and comm prod?"

"nah, deadline isn't till 5pm"

by Disgruntled December 28, 2005

deadline surfing

A deadline is approaching, there is 20 person-days of work to-be-done, and 5 workdays in front of you. While you wade through the doable tasks, more work piles up behind you faster and faster, pushing you towards the deadline. Then, the wave breaks, either you surf straight out of it with confidence and speed (you successfully finish work) or you crash and fall into the whitewater (which experienced deadline surfers call the "stuck inside a washing machine mayhem").

The deadline arrives, washes every crashed surfer on shore, while the experienced riders swim out to catch the next one.

"I love deadlines, I love the sound they make when they swoosh by".
Douglas Adams

"Sorry, can we reschedule to later? I am currently deadline surfing for the deadline tomorrow".

by leobard April 1, 2009

Deadliest Warrior

The show that makes nerds nergasim and then complain about how their warrior didn't win.

A show which pits two warriors from different times against each other.

Some dude- I can't believe the Ninja lost to the Spartan.

Some other dude- Ya but the Deadliest warrior simulation was cool to watch!

by covenentmaster May 1, 2010