Dasaev

8bit music band from Krasnodar, Russia.

Dasaev: Cure my slump, show your body sense!

by Bartiol October 31, 2006

Dasani Dick

A penis that is abnormally shaped like a Dasani water bottle.

"What did his penis look like?"
"His dasani dick was shaped like a water bottle"
"EW"

by KevinWoods October 18, 2016

louie dasas

The most amazing teacher ever who really puts his whole heart into making his students learn.

"It's not just getting there, it's the PROCESS of getting there." - Louie Dasas

by supermamimisskitasirluwi April 6, 2014

das a good one

thats a great one

damnn pachh das a good one!

by apnq December 7, 2010

Dasan

Any Dasan you will ever know will always be :pogchampemote:. Even though he may be pessimistic at times, Dasans will always pull it through for the bois. Dasans will always recommend great movies to watch, and will be there for you in times of need. In terms of sex appeals, dasans all around the world are complete hunk of men/women and can catch a hottie with a simple flick of their luscious black hair. If you ever get the chance to meet a dasan, be sure to compliment them, because they tend to out themselves alot.

Hot Chick: " Hey, do you see that hunk of a man over there with that hot, fat ass?"
Other hot chick:" Yea! That is Dasan. I wish i could have a chance with him!"

by Yaboithabutler April 27, 2020

Dasani

Dasani is Coca-Cola's bottled water brand that apparently sells well in some markets. By using a new filteration technique similar to that used in cell function or dialysis the water is cleaned and minerals added.

Unfortunately on the UK market the product showed traces of bromate, a carcinogen, and was quickly withdrawn whilst it's original debate, it's oustanding price was still ongoing.

More expensive than many of it's competitors', and since this is just filtered tap water, not a good marketing ploy in a country with potable tap water.

Since other Coca-Cola ingredients such as caffeine, caramel, phosphoric acid and aspartame are seperately linked to issues including brain cancer, memory loss and decalcification of teeth and the fact they already produce Buxton water in a similary industrial enviroment, I'd say their long-term reputation for expensive sugar water and the like will not be harmed.

...and Dasani was quickly withdrawn before the debate and even marketing had really begun.

by dj_monged August 14, 2004

Dasani Dick

When your dick gets stuck in a Dasani bottle and you start cumming in the bottle

Damn it Daniel you got Dasani Dick

by Big boi 735374756327 November 10, 2020