DANISH

A person who is overly infatuated with Dane Cook, and his comedy.

*At lacrosse practice, one boy shoots hard... anothr says..."FUCK BEES" for no apparent reason. This Person wouild be considered a "DANISH"

by laxkilla14 April 18, 2006

danish

the biggest fagget in the whole fuckin world

that guys a right danish

by assdas October 20, 2009

Danish

A Guju-Mexican hybrid. Who not only works hard, but is also cheap like a guju. Most probably a manager for Patel brothers. He loves his paan and gutka. Always has his hookah pipe in hand or vaporizer due to modern times. He also loves rationalizing every point.

Yo I saw Danish at patel brothers.

You are such a Danish.

Stop acting like Danish.

by Shake Shake Shake September 16, 2015

Danish

The sex position also known as missionary. properly done when the woman is sitting on a table and the guy i standing in front of her and between her legs while he is doin' it. For those who knows how to have sex, this i wonderful. For those doin it laying down, it is often akward and boring.

Girl:"Damn last night my boyfriend and me had Danish!"
Girl2" and he was standing and all?"
Girl"No.."
Girl2:" Then he is stupid."

by Sangenic July 2, 2009

Danish

The sex position also known as missionary. properly done when the woman is sitting on a table and the guy i standing in front of her and between her legs while he is doin' it. For those who knows how to have sex, this i wonderful. For those doin it laying down, it is often akward and boring.

Girl:"Damn last night my boyfriend and me had Danish!"
Girl2" and he was standing and all?"
Girl"No.."
Girl2:" Then he is stupid."

by Sangenic June 30, 2009

danish

Another name for the rectum A.K.A. Asshole.

"Dude, I really want to ram her danish!"

"Yo, man I LIKE your DANISH"

"When you're asleep, I'm going to put it in your danish."

by Camrytoyota July 30, 2008

Danish

when a man is fucking a girl, he grabs cake batter and smothers his dick with the batter or slaps it on the womans tummy then proceeds to fuck her. Right before he cums he pulls out and cums on the batter. then takes the nasty mixture to the oven that he preheated to 350 degrees bakes it for 10 mins then feeds it to a close friend. the feeding of the danish is a prank.

man i danished the fuck out of this chick last night, then i fed it to travis

by themouseinyourbutt March 16, 2011