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Jeffrey Dahmer

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The dude that ate people
Some dude: Jeffrey Dahmer? You mean, the people nommer.

Yes
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It's got a little bit of everything in it. Heroin, pcp, crack, acid, peyote, weed, cyanide, hemlock and pure adrenaline.
It's just a Jeffrey dahmer take a hit it's not a test and I'm not a teacher.
by Solid Mantis March 2, 2017
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"Man, that Jeffrey Dahmer sexually abused and murdered (not necessarilly in that order) 17 young men and boys. He's a crazy person."
by michaelftm2 October 30, 2008
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A cocktail consisting of gin and vodka, preferably bottom shelf. When an umbrella and a splash of cranberry is added, it becomes an Andrew Cunanan.
Barkeep, I'll take a Jeffrey Dahmer, neat. Thank you.
by Pu$$yLorde December 12, 2015
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Dirty Dahmer

The act of wiping period blood across the upper lip of a woman post-intercourse or phalangal pleasuring of the vagina with a penis or finger(s) during her menstrual cycle.

Similar to the 'Dirty Sanchez.'
Friend 1: "Man, my girl didn't tell me she was on the rag, so when I pulled out and saw what was up, I gave her a nasty Dirty Dahmer!"

Friend 2: "Dude, you're disgusting."

Friend 1: "Hey, it's not my fault! If she would've told me her vagina was a crime scene this never would've happened."
by HLoVE December 27, 2009
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Jeffrey Dahmer

A fruity guy who was a little too horngry and got off to corpses, you know the usual. He lived in Wisconsin (fictional just like Wyoming like wtf is a Wisconsin) and got his ass beat in jail but didn't care because he was a suicidal bitch and that was his kink. Also he was kinda quirky doe 😳
Shut up before I resurrect Jeffrey Dahmer and make him eat your ass, Anthony.

Did you know Jeffrey Dahmer's pp was 7 inches? Did you also know that he got his toes sucked by a toothless old guy?
by hurgledurgle May 13, 2019
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an extremely fucked up person. slayer wrote a good song about him called "213". why 213?? because that was his apartment number where he killed and fucked people.
driving compulsion morbid thoughts come to mind, sexual realease buried deep inside. complete control of a prized possession. to touch and fondle with no objection. lonely souls, an emptiness fulfilled. physical pleasure and addictive thrill. an object of perverted reality. an obsession beyond your wildest dreams. death loves final embrace. your cool tenderness, memories keep love alive, memories will never die.
------------slayer rules---------------
by MetallilbangeR April 7, 2005
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