Coon Valley, WI

A really huge hick town, where there's only a park, gas station, and a library. People in this town like to ride around on lawn mowers, and walk around town, because there really isn't any think else to do. Home to plenty of drunks also, considering it IS in Wisconsin.

"That guy is a total hick" "Must be from Coon Valley, WI"

by Taytaylikespickles March 21, 2012

coon coach

A car of a type popular with negroes. In Philadelphia, this would be a Crown Vic with a lift kit and absurdly large rims

See that car full of spooks with the spinning rims? That's a real coon coach

by George Washington Watermelon B April 23, 2015

coonass

Coonass is a controversial term in the Cajun lexicon: to some Cajuns it is regarded as the supreme ethnic slur, meaning \"ignorant, backwards Cajun\"; to others the term is a badge of pride, much like the word Chicano is for Mexican Americans. In South Louisiana, for example, one can often see bumper stickers reading \"Warning — Coonass on Board!\" or \"Registered Coonass\" (both of which generally depict a raccoon’s backside). The word’s origin is unclear: folk etymology claims that coonass dates from World War II, when Cajun GIs serving in France were derided by native French speakers as conasse, meaning \"dirty whore\" or \"idiot.\" Non-French-speaking American GIs allegedly overheard the expression, converted it to the English \"coonass,\" and introduced the term back in the United States. There it supposedly soon caught on as a derisive term among non-Cajuns, who encountered many Cajuns in Gulf Coast oilfields. It is now known, however, that coonass predated the arrival of Cajun GIs in France during World War II, which undermines the conasse theory. Indeed, folklorist Barry Jean Ancelet has long rejected this theory, calling it \"shaky linguistics at best.\" He has suggested that the word originated in South Louisiana, and that it derived from the belief that Cajuns frequently ate raccoons. He has also proposed that the term contains a negative racial connotation: namely, that Cajuns were \"beneath\" or \"under\" blacks (or coons, as blacks were often called by racists). Despite efforts by Cajun activists like James Domengeaux and Warren A. Perrin to stamp out the term’s use, coonass continues to circulate in South Louisiana and beyond. Its acceptability among the general public, however, tends to vary according to circumstances, and often depends on who says it and with what intention. Cajuns who dislike the term have been known to correct well-meaning outsiders who use the epithet.

by pastorchik September 29, 2003

Maine coon cat

The most amazing breed of house cat ever to walk this earth. it is a longhaired breed of house cat, lazy and naturally big-boned and long with long wiskers

the Maine coon cat is the most awsomest cat EVER

by Ty Murry July 22, 2011

maine coon

One of the oldest domestic felines. Originally thought to be from Maine and consisting of half raccoon (according to folklore due to the raccoon like tail). Characteristic of a dog since they follow your every move and are very large.

Meaux is a Maine Coon, NICE! "BBBLELAOUW!"

by Palmero April 23, 2005

Coon Slab

A Coon Slab is a very annoying person who, no matter how many times you tell them, will not shut up. A Coon Slab can be anyone, boy girl, white black, tall short, whatever. If you tell a Coon Slab to shut up, they will only get more annoying as the day progresses. The best thing to do when you encounter a Coon Slab is to annoy them. If you engage with a Coon Slab, they will set you as their target. Once you are targeted by a Coon Slab, there's no escaping. The only way to get away form on of them is to not be within a 100 foot range of them for a prolonged time. They will hopefully forget about you and you can carry on with your life as a normal citizen of the United States, Britain, or whatever count you reside in.

10 year old: Hey Gina. Hey, hey Gina.
Gina: What?
10 year old: Guess what?
Gina: What?
10 year old: Your short! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG IM SO FUNNY!!
Gina: Oh my God you're suck a fucking Coon Slab!

by ThatCoolGuyYouDon'tKnow December 16, 2013

Bearded Clooney

An man with a large bush getting deep oral pleasure so far that it appears the woman giving the oral pleasure has a beard as thick as George Clooney in Syriana.

I looked down and realized I was so deep, she looked like a Bearded Clooney.

by gclooney May 26, 2009