Curtis

The act of masturbating w/ aveeno lotion to blowjob sandwich. This mainly occurs late at night and early in the morning whatever has the least chance of getting caught.

"Can u please leave It's time for me to curtis!"

by asdfas May 27, 2006

Curtis

A very horrible std. Worst than aids

Ah man that bitch just gave me the curtis!

by StarMar March 2, 2011

Curtis

a really nasty noticable cameltoe

Boy- Ewww, did you see that Curtis?
Boy 2- oh how could i miss it?!

by Bosqueezy May 26, 2008

Curtis

A cheating cunt. A man who would do anything it takes to win and has no dignity or morals

Hey monkeyboy, I heard you got kicked off Red Alert because you cheat all the time. You are such a Curtis

by Matt4406 February 21, 2010

Curtis

A person who puts himself above everyone else. This person thinks they are the greatest thing to walk the earth. They are horribly delusional when it comes to how 'productive' they are with women. Usually tells a good story, but in reality is a closet gay.

Boy A:Dude, she was so in to me...She wanted it...
Boy B: You're such a fucking CURTIS!!

by MlkChocolate10129 November 16, 2010

Curtis

One who is or seriously acts like a hobag, ho, fro-ho baggins, ho dangles, hozilla, hotastrophy, ho dog, ho ho, etc....

Man you are being such a Curtis, just give me a piece of pizza with out trying to trick me into throwing away the box.

by Won't let you walk upstairs November 17, 2010

Curtis

An annoying species of human. Often dislikes by many.

Omg sally stop acting like Curtis nobody will like you!

by Ashley Barth June 22, 2017