Professor Cuntburglar

1. Professor Cuntburglar is a ghost; the wife of a witch.

2. When high on marijuana a game can be played entitled Professor Cuntburglar. One must sense who is being a Professor Cuntburglar and call them out on it; typically everyone will be able to notice the shift of the Professor inhabiting various people in the room.

How he shifts:

Being a Professor Cuntburglar is to be a Professor Cuntburglar. Also, to be a Professor Cuntburglar is being a Professor Cuntburglar.

John: Taylor is such a Professor Cuntburglar right now
Chris: Such a Professor Cuntburglar
Taylor: I hate you so much, choke on a dick
John & Chris: Ok, Professor.

by HohohoMuthaFuckas February 1, 2010

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Ultratight gstring, thong or panties worn by a sexy girl and visible to others and showing a juicy cuntmound. Can also be used with bikinis.

Wow, look at that blonde. Shes wearing an awesome pair of cunthuggers.

by hollytbowl December 28, 2007

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Squished Cumburger

The girl poops on the males pillow. then the male ejaculates. making the cumburger. then the female pushes the males face into it resembeling a bun.

That boy cheated on me so i gave him a squished cumburger

by hottiieee July 3, 2008

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Secrement of the twat

Her cuntbutter was thicker than caramel

by Nick "Edge" March 11, 2004

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Cuntbuster

A very large baby, whose birth turns his/her mother's vagina into a clowns pocket.

N. My wife gave birth to a Cuntbuster last night.

Adj. My new born son weighed in at a Cuntbusting 12lbs.

by Alex the Giant June 21, 2006

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Someone who is a cunt

Stop with your cuntery, you cuntbutler

That man, right there, is an awful cuntbutler

Man, I had the worst day at work today. My boss, who is a right cuntbutler, was riding my ass all day making me do all this crappy filing n shit

by tinslej April 20, 2009

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