Contempt of Cunt

Noun: The passionless crime of neglecting one's vagina. The result is an unkept, fetid, malodorous vagina that is surrounded by tangled mange, often dotted with open oozing sores, and in serious need of douching.

Keyless "That escort had one of the most putrid and polluted pussies I've ever been in the same room with."

Josh "It looked like a scruffy sheep dog mutt trying to stick it's slobbering tongue out. It smelled like Phil Margera's briefs after a 5k in a hot suit, 2 sharts, and a month spent in an abortion clinic's medical waste container that has been sitting out in the 115 degree heat index."

Keyless "If that doesn't constitute a Contempt of Cunt charge, then I don't know what the hell does."

by Bosh Jurton September 9, 2011

Cunt of The Week

A bitch who dumps his girl over texts and cheats on her.

Wow that Liam Sheehan kid sure is the cunt of the week

by Umbro March 20, 2016

What are you some sort of cunt?

What you say to someone who doesn't like your work.

Client:"That is fucking shit!"

You:"What are you, some sort of cunt? This is SO fucking typical!"

by J April 19, 2005

Bag of cunt flaps

A descriminating but also hilarious way of offending someone.
Something you may say in anger if you stubbed your toe.

You really do look like a bag of cunt flaps today.
(stubbed toe) OW...bag of cunt flaps

by Gingershavesouls August 1, 2012

What are you some sort of cunt?

Go to www.shitflap.com and view the Mr. Tourette strips. Uncle Peter you are a genius!

This phrase is perfect for directing at dissatisfied customers and uppity employers.

Go to the site mentioned above where you can observe the use of this phrase in its proper context.

by J March 10, 2005

Some kind of cunt

Phrase used to express disbelief at the stupidity of another's actions in which the offender is labeled "some kind of cunt."

Person 1: "I just bought the new Red Hot Chilli Peppers album."

Person 2: "Are you some kind of cunt?"

Person 1: "Yes."

by AYSKOC December 17, 2008

Nugget of Cunt

A square accumulation of hair that is held together by a combination of sweat and pussy juice.

I got a nugget of cunt in my mouth last night when I performed cunalingus upon your helpless mother.

by Ross Brian September 16, 2005