thunder-cunt

1. a girl who us so much of a prude that her fun parts have an electrified security system.

2. an uptight bitch

"she's such a f@ckin' thunder-cunt. I spent like 300 bucks on that date and all I got was a goodnight kiss."

"every time I see that thunder-cunt It makes me wanna slap 'da ho"

by S to da B July 30, 2008

Thunder Cunt

A rich female authoritarian despot who lives like royalty, has a grating voice, complains, wags her fat little finger at her “subjects”, and enjoys destroying state economies.

I can’t stand watching the weekly briefings from the governor of New Mexico because she is a Thunder Cunt.

by Entirely Over It October 30, 2020

Thunder Cunt

When a girl queefs while getting fucked.

That bitch I fucked last night had a thunder cunt.

by Skjor August 4, 2020

Thunder cunt

A cunt suitable for use by the whole family - at the same time if required.

Would you and your brother stop fighting over that thunder cunt, there's room for everyone!

by LouGee October 18, 2008

thunder cunt

n one who is an enormous cunt.

v what you call someone who is an enormous cunt

adj your not just a regular cunt, you are an ENORMOUS cunt

"Screw you thunder cunt."

Matt was a thunder cunt yesterday because he kept trying to rape little children.

by Austyn, you know me October 20, 2007

Thunder Cunt

A ginormous bitch, one who is usually loose. & sucks alot of dick.

Whitney Nichole Thorton is a ginormous thunder cunt

by tiler and sophie July 17, 2011

Thunder Cunt

nasty smelly bitch with a loose vagina

Rebecca Johnson is a thunder cunt

by shelby wagner April 25, 2010