Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

When out of other insults to use, this isult should be used in EPIC word battles ONLY! This is the greatest insult to ever be uddered from the mouth of man. Use it cautiously!

Word Battle Opponent: Man youre so fucking gay that you like cocks!

You: Oh yeah? Well... YOU'RE A COCK JUGGLING THUNDER CUNT!

Word Battle Opponent: Wow... you win.

by Tmarr August 28, 2006

thunder cunt

a real bitch that deserves such a derogatory term.

Jeez louise that girl on the second floor in accountings is such a freakin' thunder cunt!

by selurmun April 13, 2011

Thunder-cunt

A girl or woman who is such a cunt that it thunders down the area causing everyone near her to run away in fear.

"Oh no! Here comes Barbra Strisand! She is total thunder-cunt! Run!"

by Retard-sex August 25, 2008

Tornado Swirling Thunder Cunt

Biggest of all bitches and cunts alike. Stuck up or woman / girl whom is so full of ones own shit cause they have a twat and look semi decent.

cunt: you are such a loser... noone likes you.

MAN: and your a Tornado Swirling Thunder Cunt!

by bigbigbigbitch July 28, 2010

Thunder Cunt

A real bitch. A pain in the ass. Usally a women on a power trip

Man , mandy is a real thunder cunt

by baw87 May 1, 2010

Thunder Cunt

A thunder cunt is when a female has such a large vagina that is slaps against her thigh making a very low frequency sound similar to thunder… it is said that rhinos and elephants can hear it from miles away.
An example of a woman with a thunder cunt would be for instance…
- Rosie O’Donnell
- Monique
- Any woman on the biggest loser

Steve, how could you ever make love to that Thunder Cunt beast?!

by Messy Tessie Torres March 16, 2009

horse thumping thunder cunt

either the first name you can think of when calling eachother names, or rosie o'donnell. the nastiest pussy you could ever find besides a blue waffle.

ex1:

you: hey see that horse thumping thunder cunt on tv
friend: yeah bro shes nasty as fuck

ex2:

friend: fuck you whore!
you: eat shit! you horse thumping thunder cunt!

by mike hock is huge November 23, 2011