Cummunist

Nutting and fingering 5 girls, giving each girl an equal amount of cum.

Nate: Duuude i fucked 5 girls last night doood
Other guy: YOU FUCKING CUMMUNIST

by Fucking commies October 23, 2019

Cumunism

Another word for a sperm bank.

I'm off to donate to Cumunism

by LivinLegend55 June 26, 2020

Cummunist

Someone who wants to be publically used.

"Nikki Glaser is a hardcore cummunist"

by Codename: Monkeyjizz September 2, 2021

cumfunnel

Any body orifice that cum can be deposited in – more commonly the mouth.

Frustration: "Shut your cumfunnel, Sheila"!

Elation: "I’ll fuck your cumfunnel all night, Sheila"!

by lick a lotta spokes November 8, 2004

Cumjuntivitus

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together and are unable to open them.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

by philthemoney August 8, 2003

Cumjunctivitus

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

by philthemoney August 11, 2003

Cumruns

n. (kum'runs) When a person has received anal-pounding from a male (of any species) and has had ejaculatry substances dispensed within their rectum (or higher within the intestinal tract, depending on the monstrosity of the perpetrator), the receiver will obtain this diarrhea-like urgency to explosively relinquish the gooey-lovin'.

Those 4 hispanic gang-bangers fucked my ass raw last night, and filled me with their moustacho-man-juice. It gave me the cumruns all morning!

by Fluffy Lee November 28, 2003