Cum Nugget

When you are banging your girl and you are also microwaving a chicken nugget. When you're about to nut and splurge your load all over her face, you instead make a hole inside that chicken nugget and nut inside of it. Then you feed it to her as your anniversary present and specifically say, "McD's bitch".

Man 1: Bro my girl wanted to get freaky last night, but I don't know what to do!
Man 2: Bruh give her a cum nugget. She might be hungry.

Man 1: Idunno man, I have like 50c and that McD's dollar menu is kind of expensive atm.

by Depelated May 28, 2019

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its what you call people when they do something wrong.

WTF JERRY YOU FUCKED MY CHILD YOU CUM NUGGET

by FUCK MEKAL MYERS FUCKED ME October 16, 2021

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Cum nugget

Someone that is a straight up piece of shit. A solid, slimy nugget of cum.

"Fuck you Richard, you're a straight up cum nugget."

by John_is_not_a_homophobe August 17, 2021

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what you feed your homies on a late night out. Cum Nuggets show that you are affectionate towards your homies and if you don't want to deep fry a shit ton of Cum then there are a few more ways to prepare your most finest batch of Big Daddy Cum, you can make Cum pancakes, muffins, and anything that you would otherwise put cream or milk in. so what are you waiting for, invite the homies and have a blast with your special sauce.(if you want you can also put it in your pre-workout to boost you squats)

homies:"yo bro you got any yummy cum nuggets."
you:"yea bro they're in the fridge."
homies:"thanks bro."

by dik doodler done messed me up November 22, 2022

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