Fuzzy cuffs

An acute medical condition of stomach cramps and extreme flatulence, resulting from the excessive consumption of cheese and scrumpy cider.

Not to be confused with Cider Fever which attacks the whole body, Fuzzy Cuffs was first identified in the south west of England in 2021. According to the British Medical Journal, no cure currently exists.

Chris: “pass me that cheese naan please.”

Sam: “not sure it’s a good idea after all that scrumpy you’ve guzzled today. You might end up with Fuzzy Cuffs”

by LawrenceLB October 13, 2021

Cuffuffle

The word cuffuffle is used in a situation when you are stuck

I’m in the sea with sea lions with no limbs “oh no what a cuffuffle”

by Cuffuffler December 23, 2018

cumfused

The feeling a guy gets when his woman crys after she cums hard

I fucked her so good but I was "cumfused" when she started crying after she came.

by Sig Englander July 6, 2006

cumfused

Feeling disoriented, light-headed, and generally stupid after having an orgasm.

I was so cumfused when I got up that I walked into a wall.

by thelivingbarbie January 9, 2009

collar doesn't match the cuffs

An idication that someone dies there hair. If their pubic hair isn't the same colour as their hair you use this.

john: wow her hair can't really be that colour can it?
Tom: No way collar doesn't match the cuffs

by Lizzy13 May 29, 2008

doorjam cuffs

A sex toy bought to pin someone to a door. Used in sexual acts where one partner is restrained. Usually by ankles, wrists or both.

We bought some doorjam cuffs, so we could have a banging good time.

by Banks.89 August 9, 2009

Fun Cuffs

Phrase used when a wife or girlfriend tells you under no circumstances are you to go out on a mad one with your mates

"Daz won't be joining us coz his mrs has slapped the fun cuffs on, probably coz he went missing for 3 days last time we went out!"

by Haloron February 16, 2010