minister of cuddles

One who is drunk at a bar with a group of people and randomly disapears to the bathroom. Thus returning, the person will have a "hello my name is" sticker which says "minister of cuddles" which came from the bathroom. Typically this person has no memory of how this got on the person. No memory of how it got there or knows why they have the sticker there. After this point peopletypically will bug them returning from the bathroomand talk about the name tag for the next. 6 weeks.

Hey, we're did jared go. .. not sure. ... Oh there he is. He' went to the bathroom and now is a minister of cuddles.

by the cannoli April 19, 2013

Big Muscles get Cuddles

Basically, guys with muscles have a higher chance of getting cuddles from girls. Guys with a slimmer yet lean body type have a slimmer chance of getting cuddles

"You're hench😂."
"You know what they say, Big Muscles get Cuddles😊😂."

by MXST_Lingo February 18, 2022

cuddie

short for cutthoat; a homie in your click. originated in northern califoolya.

suckas watch out, cuddies n da buildn.

by thizzizwhutitiz June 23, 2006

Cuddle cuddles

When a couple starts to cuddle then slowly starts to do sexual things to one and another

Hey, dude last night we didn’t just cuddle we cuddle cuddled, cuddle cuddles is when you do sexual Things while cuddling to one and another

by Bigboynate April 26, 2020

Cuddie Bang

A Liquor cocktail consisting of:
Bombay Gin
Bacardi (any)
Seagrams Gin
Tanqueray
Pineapple Juice

What it do on a Cuddie Bang from Parkways

by Cook D September 25, 2007

cuddleshock

the act of cuddling with one of the opposite sex only to be shocked when reaching for their gentalia.

Anthony: Yo Alex, what happened between you and that girl the other night?
Spencer: Yeah man, you totally looked like you were set for a good night with her.
Alex: Yeah man, I thought so too. But we got in my bed and she cuddleshocked me.

by badmintonlover February 27, 2011

cumdies

cum-soaked undies, especially underwear that is hastily put on after wild sex.

getting fucked at the library is way hot but i hate walking down the Avenue in my cumdies

by porkchopp August 2, 2011