edward cullening

To go down on a girl on her period

Dude did you here?! The kid next door was totally Edward Cullening his ex girlfriend!! He totally licked that blood!

by JoshyRockx April 23, 2014

The fuckening

the force in which your amazing day is ruined by.

Realizing that I have a map and flag test soon was the fuckening of my weekend.

by Cody parkey 2.0 February 17, 2019

cucking funt

fucking cunt, say it infront of ur mum when u aint allowed 2 swear

mum u cucking funt. eat my betty swallocks

by mitz & bullet March 21, 2004

cucking fold

How one might type the phrase, "fucking cold" in order to defeat the inbuilt censor found on many online BBSs and fora (the correct pluralisation of the word forum) or to throw your parents for a loop when text messaging them.

It is similar in principle to using the phrase, "ducking fisgusted" instead of, "fucking disgusted."

{On an SMS text session}
Mom: Jessica, can you swing by the store on your way in and get taper powels, poliet taper, light blubs, and kăt fūd?
{Jessica}: Sorry mom, it's cucking fold out here and I'm coming home straight away!

by Telephony December 2, 2018

Cola cucking

The act of taking your friends wife or girlfriend into a bar bathroom and using a pipe to jet rum and cola into her rectum, then forcing her to shit into a container, and using the mixture as a lubricant for violent sex.

Lily:"Take me to the doctor, I got a yeast infection because me and John were Cola Cucking last night at the bar."
Hannah: "ok, Jesus."

by ZeroPointPortal September 25, 2017

the fuckening

when ur day is going to well and you know some shit is finna go down

someone dies ahh there it is the fuckening

by an0nymus960 February 19, 2019

fuckening

first used on the hit film 'your highness' as a term to describe a fuck that would happen when two moons became one. an event that would spawn a dragon baby.

ugly old witch:(raises toast) To the Fuckening!
warlock:(also raises toast) Yes, to the fuckening!!

by beefsmith May 25, 2011