cryning

basically when you combine crying and whining.

"You need to stop cryning or we won't win this match"

by Skilurus May 24, 2016

richard cranium

replacement for dickhead.

That guy was a Richard Cranium.

by gomer September 13, 2006

Penis Cranium

A dick head. Used as an insult.

You are a penis cranium.

by Hippie Crack January 2, 2009

Cronic

High grade Marijuana / kind bud.

Lets fire up some of that cronic.

by WickedPaganNinja November 30, 2003

Get Your Mother Fuckin Cranium Cracked

A great threat to use against someone, and especially helpful when you want someone to stop talking bad about you or doing derogatory things to you.

So if you wanna get your mother fuckin cranium cracked, then step right up and keep talking that shit!

by Ur Mom October 25, 2004

Cranial Rectimitus

The serious medical condition where the sufferer is known to have their head lodged firmly and permanently up their own ass. Symptoms are readily apparent in the patient's behavior and verbal interactions.

Ross' behavior was nigh on inexplicable... the only possible explantion for his asinine behavior was a terminal case of Cranial Rectimitus.

by Tron Engewar February 3, 2008

Cranial Rectal Syndrome

A medical condition where a moronic person has their Cranium lodged/inserted through their own Rectal cavity. The Cranium can get as far as the end of the Duodenum, which has been cited in a number of cases. Often, the condition is rendered temporarily, but sometimes the disorder can be lifelong and permanent. When treated, the patient may need the Perineum sutured from the initial Cranial penetration of the Rectal orifice.

Many people with Cranial Rectal Syndrome live their lives oblivious to the fact that they have the condition. Early prevention is vital. Talk to your doctor today if you think you may present any symptoms CRS.

by Rick Rock And Ya Don't Stop December 9, 2008