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CRUSTIVITY

Levels or degrees of being 'crusty' (salty, pissy, extremely angry or generally in a bad mood).
Wow, who pissed in Jason's Wheaties? He's reached a whole new level of CRUSTIVITY today!

Man, what's up with you? You are marinating in CRUSTIVITY this evening!
by YO-HO August 22, 2009
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crustification

Noun
1. an illness
2. pertaining to, or having a lot of crust
3. dirty, old, raggedy
Noun:
-She suffers from crustification.
-The short young man had a severe form of crustification.

Adverb:

-The girl walked crustily down the street.

Past:

-The man had crustified turd on his brand new sneakers.

Adjective:

-The crusty girl had a weave that resembled a dirty, old, used mop.
by hiiiii:) May 27, 2011
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Crustinator

A crustinator is a tool used for the farming of bum crust. It is like a bread knife in that regard. When acquiring one make sure it's not sharp, as that may hurt yout bumhole. It doesn't just have to be used for the farming of bum crust but make sure you clean it before using it for any other practices.
Person 1: Hey (Person 2) did you get your Crustinator yet, I really need to farm my crust, it has been accumulating for 1 1/2 years now!
Person 2: Yes, I did receive it yesterday, but I need too farm first, and remember to clean it for the best possible results!
by =-O November 6, 2018
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Thin-crusting

When girls order thin crust pizza allowing them to eat more slices leaving less pizza for the guys.
Linda & Lamees: This thin-crust pizza satisfied our appetite perfectly!
Anthony: I'm still hungry..That's what I get for thin-crusting the pizza...

Linda&Lamees: We just thin-crusted your ass!
by The Popcorn King April 25, 2011
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Butt Crusties

The tiny specs of crunchy looking balls of sweaty dirt that fall off on to the back rim of the toilet seat, from just above your ass crack. Similar to dingle berries, these crusty little dustings collect usually after wiping occurs.
"MOM, Michael left BUTT CRUSTIES on the back of the toliet seat again".
by castigrl4 January 12, 2008
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crusticles

Your testicles turn into "raisin" looking objects with age and when they rech the full raisin-ness they are referred to as crusticles.
n. dam look at the crusticles on that guy.
by Here Comes Mikee Bitch July 1, 2008
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crustified spunk lips

a facial feature some unfortunate ladies posess (sometimes fellows) following years and years of spunk bubbling and par-taking in bukkake as a hobby.
shes got a nice pair of tits, shame about the crustified spunk lips
by offlyner April 21, 2006
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