Crustacean Colon Cannon

When you funnel an entire 2 liter of Diet Coke into your asshole, Followed by a whole living lobster (no standard procedure exists get creative). Allow these two components sit for an extended period of time, until a danger is presented to you, It is only now that you insert mentos into your anus causing the diet Coke to fizzle rapidly, which will then turn your colon into a makeshift cannon of sorts, furring the lobster at foes at a high velocity.

Stand back sir, or you’ll be forced to face my crustacean colon cannon

by Not a lobster April 21, 2021

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Real crustacean hour

When you so woke you fuck a lobster and then eat it with the following cum shot.

We are going to Max's house for Real crustacean hour and it's going to be lit fam.

by hiterchan October 15, 2018

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Crustacean nation ejaculation

When three crabs surround a dildo a take turns shoving it in someone's asshole

Sammy just had the best crustacean nation ejaculation ever

by Rattledboy July 20, 2021

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Cum Crustacean

When one has dried semen in their ear canal.

Ugh, just found my boyfriends cum crustaceans.

by Danegrress August 09, 2017

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Crustacean

A term used to describe people that wear body shaping clothes, such as spandex. They use a hard "exo-skeleton" to shape, cover and support their soft flabby flesh.

She may look in good shape, but it's not real, she's a crustacean

by selm September 26, 2017

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