carrot crunching cowboy 

A man who enjoys another mans penis in his mouth. He enjoys nibbling on the other mans bellend. He would also be described as a gay, sailor, homosexual or prick.

That Grant is a carrot crunching cowboy, i hate the bastard.
Come on then you carrot crunching cowboy lets go some.

carrot crunching cowboy by AAnnoonn June 11, 2006

Granola Crunching Pacifist

A Granola Crunching Pacifist is a fancy term for “Hippie”

That guy is definitely a Granola Crunching Pacifist

Granola Crunching Pacifist by SNOWXILLA August 31, 2020

Captain crunching 

The action of eating food out of each other's ass in a 69 position

I was peanut butter captain crunching my wife's ass last night and got a random piece of corn.

Captain crunching by Devonwolfman February 24, 2022

Cap'n Crunching 

The act of skipping prescribed training to get to the certification test; akin to kids who dig through a full box of Cap'n Crunch in order to obtain the toy at the bottom of the box before eating the cereal.

The staff is bypassing a lot of valuable training because they are Cap'n Crunching the online course.

Cap'n Crunching by SINJim February 4, 2021

Clam Crunching 

slang for the sexual act of two or more females bumping their vaginas together in a violent, scissoring fashion

Guy: "Danielle, how was your clam crunching upstairs?"
Danielle: "Probably the roughest two hours of my life ... There were like eight other girls there."

Clam Crunching by Nody Cowlin May 9, 2011

star crunching 

It's when you are having sex with a girl, you pull it out, and you punch her in the asshole afterwards. This works for men AND women, it is not specified on a specific sex.

Same as the definition of star crunching.

star crunching by Boningmonkey August 21, 2011

captain crunching 

v. The eating of anal pubic hairs.

I was captain crunching this bitch last night and he pooped on my face.

captain crunching by mr potter March 11, 2010