Crotch Goblin 

Fruit from the loins of people with no fucking parenting skills, aka children. They typically appear feral with no apparent parental supervision. They lack discipline, respect, self awareness or basic education. They can typically be found in Walmart, Target and ER waiting rooms. Pajama and slipper wearing parents may or may not be found in the general vicinity.

Who does this feral crotch goblin belong to? It just opened a pack of sweets in the grocery store without paying for it. Where are the parents?

Crotch Goblin by Samesamebutdifferent78 May 19, 2025

Crotch goblin 

An absolutely minging little ginger fat fuck of a 12yr old who thinks it’s funny to Roam the streets terrorising normal everyday people this is the type of child to continue breast feeding off of his mother until he is in his 20s.

Eww look at that woman’s ugly ginger child …
Must be a crotch goblin

Crotch goblin by flapslapper29 May 31, 2025

Crotch goblins 

The goblins that live in your crotch.

Hey bro, I got bad news, I got dem crotch goblins.

Crotch goblins by Willie Smielish April 7, 2020

Croch Goblin 

A subject of which a human has pushed from their nether regions.

I hate croch goblins... they just ruin everything.
That's her croch goblin.
My parents want me to have croch goblins. I will cry.

Croch Goblin by Local whore October 15, 2022

crotchgobblin 

A gay person

Look at all those crotchgobblins!

crotchgobblin by Anonymous August 22, 2003

Crotchgoblins

Kids... Kids are crotchgoblins

Look at all those crotchgoblins running around

Crotchgoblins by Tay44 March 23, 2026