The Criss Angel

A sex move in which one person holds their hand in a jerking position while the other levitates to insert his dick into the open hand, continuing to levitate up and down to jerk himself off.

David and his gay lover, Mike, wanted to try something new in the bedroom. David then taught himself to levitate so they could try The Criss Angel

by Mattisthegayest1717 September 19, 2018

Gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel!

An expression you say when you're in disbelief

Person 1: Did you know that dogs can't look up?
Person 2: Well gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel! I didn't know that!

by Vftw November 8, 2007

Criss Angeled

1)to be mind f*cked. 2) ones mind being f*cked.

Being talked to by a random male/female in a British accent all night. Then at the end of the night they talk in their normal accent. One would respond to this by, "Dude you just Criss Angeled me."

by Cranderson July 8, 2012

criss angelized

when someone does a freaky trick on you or performs one on himself.

boy 1: yo, that magician had a knife stuck in his hand and when he took it out, there were no blood or anything!

boy 2: oh snap, he just criss angelized himself.

by DSHiN August 2, 2007

Cris'Angel

A weird asian kid that only eats rice, annoys the hell out of you sometimes, could be a pain in the ass, and can make ur ass laugh when needed. He also is the most outgoing person you would ever meet and can hang whenever. Keep these names of people forever.

You wanna hang with asian boi Cris'Angel later? He will probably eat ur cat and dog.

by Asian,rice,humunukuapua'a October 14, 2019

Angela Cross

From Ratchet & Clank Going Commando:
An ex-employee of Megacorp whom takes on a secret mission to stop their newest family pet, the defective rabid Protopet from being released before it can cause galactic chaos. At first Angela is in disquise as a masked bandit like character whom Ratchet and Clank must hunt down to stop from stealing the seemingly harmless Protopet. Once they discover this bandit is a girl, Angela explains that she was stealing the Protopet for the good of the galaxy, but they have already returned it to Megacorp. Angela Cross, Ratchet, and Clank team up to stop the Protopet from being passed out to families all across th galaxy.

Ratchet (approaching Angela's house): Nice digs!
Angela: Oh this? (points at her house) Remnants of my past life...
Clank: You are a reincarnate!?
Angela: What!? No! My old Megacorp days. Let's just say they have a very generous rewards system.

by RaCailum July 10, 2005