A person who is usually referred to as a spastic.

Usually used in conjuction with the word muncher.

As in "you crayon muncher"
Jerry is such a crayon... Isn't he?
by Gary Coulter June 7, 2004
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a swedish delicacy, a garnish for barbequed children
"Dude, how could you forget the crayons with dinner?!"
by theawesomeoneee February 10, 2010
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The act of dumbing down an explanation of something for someone with no intelligence or understanding of the topic being discuss. Commonly used by IT Professionals talking to Sales people.
I will have to crayonize these instructions for this sales user.
by BigFatDad1968 January 12, 2023
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a wax, tube-shaped thing used to color pictures and other stuff. they come in multipe colors and have weird names like "midnight" and "fawn" and "crimson." sometimes pronounced "crane" but NO IT IS CRAY-ON not CRANE so get it right.
i want to color all my pictures with a beautiful shade of crayon like brick or baby whale.
by yaya:) January 5, 2017
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One who is younger than those in their surroundings. Usually in the 1st year or freshman year within tertiary education. There exist subclasses of classification around being a crayon. Current subclasses are pastels, chalk, and cashmere.
O wow! These crayons are so annoying and immature.

Did you see how gorgeous that crayon is he must be a cashmere?

That crayon is a pastel! He has the cutest baby face in the world.
The ugliest crayon has been declared the school's piece of chalk.
by pencilcase121 June 8, 2017
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The holy religion of crayons, specifically crayola
Vexx is in the religion of Crayonism, she is too far gone!
by Vexx_Blackheart March 12, 2020
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