craptastic

Fantastically crappy. Something or some situation so crappy that it is barely to be believed. Akin to calling something "fantastic" in a sarcastic voice.

I went to a concert last night, and the motherfucking, craptastic audience made so much goddamned noise that I couldn't hear the music.

by snora December 2, 2009

craptastic

When something both sucks and blows; when "fantastic" just can't be said ironically enough; when you're tired of saying, "That's just fucking great"; when you're tired of people saying you're too pessimistic for saying everything's crap so you pep things up with something that at least sounds more optimistic

Some person you dislike gets something you think you deserve: "That's craptastic!"
Or: "Have you seen the new reality TV show? Man, it's totally craptastic!"

by Your Great Books Teacher October 2, 2004

Craptastical

(adj) The descriptive word of crap.

"This food is craptastical"
"man, that's craptastical!"
"That is a craptastical definintion of craptastical!"

by Twalger March 25, 2005

Craptasticity

the ratio of the percent of crap in one variable to the percent crap in another variable

Saturday night helped reverse the effects of the overall craptasticity of last week

by KittyGrrl05 October 20, 2010

craptastic

beyond crappy, beyond shitty. if something is craptastic, it is somewhat an honor in the crap community.

When little Jimmy missed the toilet, the bathroom was craptastic. literally.

by only$19.99,less s+h December 27, 2003

craptastic

So bad it's good. Example: movies that are of such low quality that they're worth watching for the sake of making fun of them.

The movie "Glitter" was craptastic.

by Brandon September 7, 2004

craptastic

An adjective that is used to decribe something that has gotten to be so poorly made that it has made a 360 and become an object of bizarre quality.

That kung-fu movie with the guy that would kill people with his ass was totally craptastic!

by Rockbot August 27, 2003