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Crankcatted

The condition of Ed Crankshaft of trying to feed his cat, Pickles. Except Pickles sometimes does not want to be fed. This is also known as 'airplane spoon' due to Ed using the old 'airplane-into-the-hangar' trick on Pickles.
Elmer: Edward, what the heck are you doing?

Ed: I'm trying to feed the cat, but he won't eat. He's just being Crankcatted.

Roger: I've never heard of a cat being fed with a spoon!

Ed: It worked on my daughters, why can't it work for my cat?!

Pickles: (angry) Meow! I'm not having this, Ed, quit doing it!
by Dusty's Baby Powder January 6, 2011
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Cranktastic

Your song addictions. Every time you hear your favorite songs you have to have the volume up on full blast.
Girl: Turn up the volume on the radio! That song is cranktastic!
Boyfriend: Whatever keeps you happy baby. *cranks radio up*
Boyfriend's friend: man your girl has a addiction problem with this song.

Boyfriend: Shut up and leave her alone.
by Red Triple X December 2, 2014
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Crankameter

A virtual device used to measure crankiness in a certain grumpy individual.
Looks like you've got some high readings on the Crankameter this morning.
by Lebanese Boss July 26, 2016
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CrankAss

Similar to Crank Ass; one that is cranky and an ass but is typically unaware of their belligerence
Brandon is a crankass when he wrong but wont admit it
by PWall-Defined June 25, 2019
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