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cranial fecalitis

Shit for brains. Cranial- pertaining to the head. Fecal- Pertaining to excrement. -itis: this is added in order to make the word more medically appropriate. Not to be confused with -itis in reference to the drowsy after effect of eating a large meal.
I think John got some cranial fecalitis!

What are you suffering from, cranial fecalitis?
by zdarius February 10, 2010
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cranial rectologist

Someone who appears to be very smart, but has their head up their ass when it comes to making an important decision.
A cranial rectologist is a colleague or friend.
by Brown Noserologist November 9, 2010
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Cranial Flatulence

Susan: "During my entrance-exam, I totally had a bad case of cranial flatulence"
by Krystra August 31, 2013
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canimalism

The act of eating someone else's food. Particularly a man's food's
ex. of canimalism fjidos

*Guy walks in on his room mate eating his half eaten sandwich* "DUDE WHY THE HELL ARE YOU CANIMALIZING MY SANDWICH BRO."
by THE BENDAROO December 2, 2014
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Cranial faggotry

Geez, look at the cranial faggotry on that bloke.
by UbiquitousLatin September 24, 2019
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CRANIAL FLATULENCE

Cranial Flatulence is a more refined term for and synonymous with Brain Fart which is when a person is simply cannot recollect or remember something or even what he was in the middle of doing. It happens to females also.
Dick had a case of CRANIAL FLATULENCE and his horse ran out of the barn over to Virgina's house for a quick visit to see her box.
by Dr. Real Nasty January 12, 2023
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Cranial Rectal Inversion

The psychological disorder of being unable to remove one's head from one's ass (i.e. cannot see what is right in front of their face).
"Wow, if that person with Cranial Rectal Inversion farts, they're going to completely asphyxiate themselves!"

"Don't eat beans if you've got CRI."

"You'll need some Preparation-H to help get your head out of your ass."
by queenducttape July 24, 2008
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