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Crack Itch

When your ass crack itches like crazy and wont stop no matter how hard or how often you scratch it.
Person 1: Dude, my ass is itching like crazy and it wont stop!
Person 2: Damn, you got the crack itch
by theaeroplaneflieshigh August 9, 2010
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crank it

The act of masturbating, especially after a hard days work.
Student 1: Thank god class is done. Glad to be going home.
Student 2: Ya. You going home to crank it?
Student 1: Pretty much.
by sansaman April 24, 2006
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crank it out day

Crank it out day is universally takes place on Thursday of each week. It is when you tell everyone at work that you are really going to "Crank Out the Work" because you have failed to do anything meaningful or constructive during the week. This phrase was originally coined by Jack Wagon.
Don't forget that tomorrow is "Crank it out day"
by MaskedCrapper December 4, 2013
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crank it up top

crank it up all the way. If you play sports and you hear this before a game, this could be used to pump up your team, See "Crank-it-up time" for more.
ONE TIME LET'S CRANK IT UP TOP!!

(WHOO!!)

ONE TIME LET'S CRANK IT UP TOP!!

(AHHH!!)
by mista crank-it-up October 7, 2009
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crank-it-up time

the moment when nothing else is appropriate in comparison to getting hella amped-up. some folks who play football know that every minute of every quarter of every game is crank-it-up time -- the time in which it's always appropriate to be electric... just try not to get pissed off along the way and you'll be fine.

Not to be confused with "cool-it-out time", which is when an amped-up mf'er simply needs to calm their ass down.
What time is it?

CRANK-IT-UP TIME!

WHAT TIME IS IT??

CRANK-IT-UP TIME!!
by mista crank-it-up October 7, 2009
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crank it up

When I'm in the bathroom, I like to crank it up.
by Davidfreesefan23 February 20, 2015
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