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Covided

covided
/kōv•id•id/

verb
past tense; current reality
1. to have plans hijacked by dismiss from employment. 2.
a legitimate reason for emptying a bottle of wine while on Zoom, or Netflix, or while texting “Sorry you got covided. 😥 🎂”
As in "I had an amazing birthday party planned for me, but I got covided." Or “Sorry you got covided. 😥 🎂”
by 1jlh1 March 22, 2020
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Covided

1) The act of making a virus or other biological weapons and releasing it to the public in order to push the NEW WORLD ORDER agenda of top 1%.

2) The act of using the COVID-19 virus to push out and effectively killing all small businesses so WALMART becomes the only place to shop.

3) Deliberately coughing, sneezing , drooling, or spitting on someone in order to spread your COVID-19 infection.

4) Taking a grueling, painful, and otherwise horrendous shit, thus eliminating the bowels of feces.
1) Way to go America! You COVIDED the whole world !

2) Damnit! Now we can only shop at Walmart now that the rest have been COVIDED out.

3) “That piece of shit just COVIDED all over me!”
by AlienDavid-19 April 6, 2020
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Covidaedal

Covidaedal /koʊvɪdedəl/ is a scientist who hides the results of creativity, invention and discovery due to jealousy (Daedalus and his nephew Interaction) from others, specially relating to Covid-19.

Appellation:
Daedalus was so proud of his achievements that he could not bear the idea of a rival. His sister had placed her son, named Perdix, under his charge to be taught the mechanical arts. The nephew was an art scholar and showed striking evidence of ingenuity. Daedalus was so envious of his nephew's accomplishments that he took an opportunity and caused him to fall from the Acropolis.
It is said that the coronavirus vaccine is synthesized but the covidaedals don't announce.

The nurse shouted: "Corona vaccine, prepared! But the drug mafia and covidaedals don’t enter it into the market."

Covidaedal behaves like Javert the antagonist (Les Misérables by Victor Hugo), only as a zombie is reanimated by a secret oligarchy.
by Afshar Panahi March 30, 2020
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Covidiated

Having been potentially exposed to the COVID-19 coronavirus. Usually used in association with paranoia, not rational concern of infection.
Frank: Don't go the fuck outside, Joe!
Joe: Why? I just came back from a run actually.
Frank: FUCK! Get the FUCK away from me! You're covidiated!
by SlopChops April 25, 2020
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Covidected

Covidected is the person who keeps chasing, searching the internet and social media and any available source of information for updates about Covid19
Mark is checking his Facebook regularly for Corona pandemic update. He is a covidected!
by Dr. Obaida March 28, 2020
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Covidized

Coronovirus changed covid
Our holiday was covidized due to the Covid19 pandemic.
by Leroy87 April 9, 2020
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covided

When a project has been canceled due to the novel corona virus
"is this project still alive, or has it been covided?"
by Uncle Henry II May 21, 2020
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