Cosmic Rust Face Mask

When a woman sits on your face for so long that the pussy juice begins to harden on your face and you are able to peel it off.

Matt: “bro what’s on your face.” Brendan: “I just got done hanging out with Anna and she sat on my face for so long that I got a Cosmic Rust Face Mask!” Matt: “bro that’s awesome, I’ve always wanted one!”

by Schmittledick April 23, 2023

Dropping the Cosby kids off at the cosmic pool

To take a dump.

my bad, I was dropping the Cosby kids off at the cosmic pool.

by One eyed midget March 10, 2011

Cosmic spider

The act of a woman squirting glitter as she cums onto Uranus

Anne made a cosmic spider on Brian that he won't soon forget.

by Golden girls 2013 December 28, 2013

Cosmic Brownie

When you take a shit from large heights and aim for the targets mouth

Dude, I just got a hooker to take my cosmic brownie.

by Cyruspeppercorn February 11, 2018

cosmic orgasm

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noun

1. A sexual orgasm so intense that one's third eye is momentarily awakened as they traverse without the restaints of time, logic and physical limitations through the wonders and colors of the infinite cosmic abyss.

"Man, Jessica Alba's booty is sooo fine...."

"Yea, the cosmic orgasm you'd have from hittin' that shit would almost be worth the herpes you'd get."

by George Stuffalottapuss January 1, 2012

cosmic afro

A feeling of swelling around your head during the intake of a large amount of weed. It's the feeling of having a giant afro surrounding your head, weighing you down (and even getting caught on things if you're completely wrecked).

I think my head's gonna explode. My cosmic afro's gettin' bigger 'n' bigger.

by m-t July 7, 2005

Cosmic Second

Someone who comes into your life very briefly yet leaves a lasting impression (either positive or negative).

Although I knew her for only a cosmic second, her presence in my life will be remembered.

by Skylar01 October 30, 2019