corny

Trying to be cool, but ultimately very uncool indeed, and often even extremely embarrassing
Man, did you see that Manowar show? The way they posed? And all that "Knights of Steel" bullshit? Hell that was corny.
by Dimebag May 06, 2004
Get the corny mug.

corny

Saying or doing something so outdate it's stupid or funny. Often done knowingly to be funny or romantic. It can also be done unknowingly as a result of be uninformed.
"Girl you must be tired because you've been running in my mind all day"

"Dude look at that guy he has a mullet"

Watching a movie that is based on the past yet there are things in the movie that are current.

These are examples of things that can said or done that are often referred to as corny.
by deanofbeingnotcool November 13, 2015
Get the corny mug.

corny

Something presented as fresh or original, but which is actually tired and/or lame. Especially, when its lameness derives from being obvious or done to death.
Oh Grandpa! That joke is soooo corny.
by Corny Carny June 11, 2003
Get the corny mug.

corny

The status of "corniness" is achieved when something picks up old and overused fads just to "fit in," falsely believes it is cool, and then takes itself too seriously, resulting in a complete destruction of its social life.
guy 1: What's your gamertag?

guy 2: boneurmom69_420.

guy 1: you corny son of a bitch. *guy 1 throws guy 2 in front of a speeding cement truck, picks up his flattened corpse, and tosses it into a gaping abyss from which there is no return.*
by thatguy09 December 12, 2010
Get the corny mug.

Cornis

An ancient Christian rite of passage where an older male inserts a large, crooked carrot into the rectum of a younger male. The origins of this tradition are unclear, however the general population tends to agree this custom is pretty fucked up.
Junior year at Rice sucks. There's AP classes, the ACT, and worst of all, you get 8 inches of carrot up the ass. Fucking cornis!
by River Dike March 14, 2011
Get the Cornis mug.

corny

(adj) really stupid, or using ironic situations.
see cheesy
That story is really corny.
by Aaron W. December 05, 2002
Get the corny mug.

cornie

A cornie is the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He is the type of guy who can cheer up someone by just smiling at them. His kisses can also make a girl love him.
Did you see cornie with his girlfriend.

Yes I wish I was her.
by AnneAndrew November 02, 2013
Get the cornie mug.