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Milk and Cookies 

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Cookies, Milk and Naked Pleasures 

1. The best thing in the world, chocolate chip cookies, milk and naked pleasures, all at once. Pure heaven.

2. Simultaneously engaging in the activity of naked pleasures whilst eating cookies and drinking milk.

3. Watching pornographic films where substantial amounts of cookies and milk are involved.

Background:
Ventrilo chat conversation with Requiem the domme, Beretta the whore and Naru the pervert.

Naru: *insert perverted things here*
Requiem: =O You mean like... naked pleasures?
Beretta: Hahaha what's naked pleasures?!
Requiem: Surely you don't need me to explain?!
Beretta: Hehe I can guess.
Random Bystander: I want some cookies and milk.
Requiem: I want some cookies and milk... and naked pleasures!
Beretta: Cookies, milk AND naked pleasures? All at once?!
Requiem: YEAH! ^_^ Cookies, milk and naked pleasures! XD

Also see "cookies milk naked pleasures", "CMNP", "C.M.N.P"
Requiem: Beretta, the marines are going to try siege the halls, I will give you cookies, milk and naked pleasures if you'll lerk lift me to the jet pack room so I can take out their RT's.
Beretta: Okay :D
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Requiem: Rue, eject the comm and you go commander. You're the only one leet enough to save this mess. We have four IP's and no advanced armory and the siege doors are about to open!
Rue: No!
Requiem: I'll give you cookies, milk and naked pleasures...
Rue: *sigh* Okay... *gets in comm chair*

Cookies and Milks wee 

When you grab cookies and milks and then you say wee
Hey I’m hungry let’s grab cookies and milks wee hahahahahahaha

cookies and cream milkshake 

referring to the ejaculate of both a white and black man in a woman's mouth at the same time.
After giving stan and carlos both a blow job she had a cookies and cream milkshake.

Milk and Cookie Party 

Code for drinking. Commonly used when a school club wants to hold a party without getting by university officials.
The ski and snowboard club will be having a "Milk and Cookie Party" on Saturday
Milk and Cookie Party by Damnifiknow November 11, 2010

Milking and Cookies 

When performing fellatio, the woman is feeding her man homemade cookies.
Her: ready for your milking and cookies?
Man (Pants-less and hungry) heck yes! Take this cock and feed me!