by MinivanMafiaMan February 2, 2025
Get the Cream and cookies mug.When you cookies and cream yourself you are sexually pleased but also very afraid so you simultaneously jizz and shit your pants at the same time
Oh my god Brenda is wearing those booty shorts and carrying a strap-on, man I think I think I am cookies and creaming
by Armincreamedhispants November 10, 2015
Get the cookies and creaming mug.The act of while having sex with a female, the male pulls out and just before he ejaculates he squats over the woman's face and proceeds to take a shit while simultaneously pointing his boner at her cheeks/lower chin and shooting his cum all over her face. The result is that the female's face is covered in shit and cum, which she must then lick off of her face. For the shit and cum mix that she cannot lick off her face, the woman must wipe it onto an ice cream cone and slowly lick it until she has eaten it all.
My girlfriend was bitching because I wouldn't buy her an ice-cream when we were at the pool so when we got home I gave her a Cookies and Creamer and that seemed to shut her up for several weeks. Literally, she didn't say a word to anyone for two weeks after.
by Phickle Dude January 18, 2011
Get the Cookies and Creamer mug.by The Exterminator February 19, 2009
Get the Cookie and Cream mug.Verb. To have sexual intercourse with someone and shove an Oreo cookie into the person’s vagina, ejaculating into said vagina, contining sexual intercourse, then eating the mixture of fluids and cookies out of the persons genitals.
Hey son! Did you see what me and your mom did last night? We had cookies and creampie for a midnight snack!
by Sparnandez November 25, 2018
Get the cookies and creampie mug.by daddycucumber6969 June 15, 2016
Get the cookies and creamed mug.While havin sex(any kind/position) with a woman, the man pulls out his penis and ejaculates all over a cookie(preferably a grasshopper or Oreo) then makes the woman EAT IT!!!!
by K-Dizzy January 22, 2006
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