When the girl wants babies but not the guy, but to please her, he still uses no condoms.
Sike, he disconected his balls.
Sike, he disconected his balls.
"Are you serious? You want a baby too?!"
"Yeah baby, anything for you"
(Disconects his balls)
"Hehe, not today fam, lemme source contraception."
"Yeah baby, anything for you"
(Disconects his balls)
"Hehe, not today fam, lemme source contraception."
by Dedzi March 03, 2020

The practice of putting your smartphone in your jeans pocket, as it obstructs your fertility when it's incidentally expensive to raise kids these days.
by Emotional Cruiser August 10, 2025

Prevention of conception that can either be fertilization of a birth, or an idea pre-emptively aborted.
We decided to vote contraceptively. contraceptively speaking. The idea of sex was decided contraceptively.
by Dr. Oh March 09, 2015

Joe has tried to score with three girls so far tonight, but every time, his contraceptive personality got in the way, and we was denied.
by Nick WJ May 02, 2023
