Two Coins Law

The principle that things will work themselves out according to their natural conclusion. Belief in Two Coins Law represents a belief in a deterministic universe that complies with the laws of physics.

Named after the plastic whirlpools at tourist attractions where a coin is placed in a chute in either side and allowed to spiral down to a hole in the bottom. If one understands that the coins will do like that, one has grasped Two Coins Law.

"The food at this restaurant was awful! I should have known when I saw how dirty the place was."

"Sorry bud, Two Coins Law."

by Autocratic January 26, 2010

tryhard canister

When a person has played so much of a game that he is now bored and not going to play serious - He is out of 'Tryhard Canister'

JK47 is out of tryhard canister, he is going to greif!

by JcK553 May 18, 2016

Coist

A mixture between "cunt" and "moist." Many women are other grossed out or severely offended by these words, therefore it's been combined.

Sidenote: "Cunt" can be alternated with "cooze," "clit," or any of your own C words.

I was gonna pound her slophole, but then her coist room mate came home and cock blocked me.

by CoistInAHat March 21, 2011

Mea culpa canis

Latin for my bad dog

Tim: Dude, you drink all the milk.
John: Mea culpa canis

by MercSoldier May 6, 2010

Coins Booty

Where man find coin on the ground and pick it up using only but

Look! There’s a penny on the ground! Do the Coins Booty and pick it up!

by niggapoolbooty September 9, 2020

coinslot

The upper section of one's asscrack, often exposed by low cut jeans and other clothing.

"Check out her coinslot!"

by JimboBond June 11, 2006

coiso

portuguese word popularized by Gato Fedorento(best tv show ever)that can mean everything and nothing at the same time. its that magical word that brings meaning to life itself.

Guy1: bla bla bla
Guy2: coiso

by Xixas February 12, 2006