congrats

shut the fuck up.

her: I got A on the test
others: congrats.

by eggcucumbersalad April 16, 2020

congrats

the word everyone uses in a card because they cant spell congratjulashions

hey john, congrats on the job promotion!

by baka sussy balls among us November 23, 2021

congrats

everybody uses it because they don't know how to spell congratulations

Guy 1: Congratjuliajions on your marriage!
Guy 2: Did you just missspell congratulations ?
Guy 1: This is a verbal conversation?
Guy 2: Ugh,don't make it that complicated! Just say congrats next time...

by maya lol October 17, 2019

Congrats

A more polite way to say “that’s crazy” to someone when they tell you something you don’t care about

Person A : “ I just bought a new car”

Person B “Congrats”

by zhangyawoojiao March 02, 2024

Congrats

A more polite way of saying “that’s crazy” to something you don’t care about

Person A : Yo I bought a new pair of shoes

Person B : Congrats

by zhangyawoojiao March 03, 2024

The Greg Congrats

When you have the slightest doubt that your fantasy football team may lose the week, you immediately wish your opponent "congrats" publically in efforts to deal with the emotional rollercoaster losing to anything puts you through.

* The Greg Congrats on Sunday @ 1:01PM the opposing team scores and now is 51% in favor of winning the week*
Congrats on your victory this week. Glad I can hand out free W's to everyone.

by 1quickz October 29, 2018

Congrats Mr. Jergus

You solved it

Congrats Mr. Jergus

by someone you know at Tas December 30, 2020