congrats

shut the fuck up.

her: I got A on the test
others: congrats.

by eggcucumbersalad April 16, 2020

congrating

When you surprise your girlfriend with a grenade launcher instead of a tampon.

Stop fucking congrating me Adam.

by Blakewideeyes December 3, 2022

congrations

1. A combination between the words "congrats" and "congratulations". Usually used to show apathy for another person or thing.

Person A: "OMG I just won in Fortnite™!"
Person B: *looks up from phone* "Congrations!"

by Side Burny’s August 29, 2020

Congrats Mr. Jergus

You solved it

Congrats Mr. Jergus

by someone you know at Tas December 29, 2020

The Greg Congrats

When you have the slightest doubt that your fantasy football team may lose the week, you immediately wish your opponent "congrats" publically in efforts to deal with the emotional rollercoaster losing to anything puts you through.

* The Greg Congrats on Sunday @ 1:01PM the opposing team scores and now is 51% in favor of winning the week*
Congrats on your victory this week. Glad I can hand out free W's to everyone.

by 1quickz October 29, 2018

Congrats

A more polite way to say “that’s crazy” to someone when they tell you something you don’t care about

Person A : “ I just bought a new car”

Person B “Congrats”

by zhangyawoojiao March 1, 2024

Congrats

A more polite way of saying “that’s crazy” to something you don’t care about

Person A : Yo I bought a new pair of shoes

Person B : Congrats

by zhangyawoojiao March 3, 2024