Confucted

1. The substantial accumulation of musterfucks.
2. When there's like a situation where you go, "yeah, that's a little messed up" but then one more thing happens that cockslaps you in the face and makes you go," Oh, shit that situation is so confucted now."
3. (adj) describing a situation in which case you'd rather watch horses fuck. and none of that kinky shit.

Synonyms:
fucked up, messed up, shitty, like-bird-shat
Antonyms:
so-glorious, victorious,

Will- "People are just so fucked up sometimes"
Grace- "I know, the whole thing is just confucted"

Nick-"Did you see the chick last night?"
Molly-"Yeah, she was really confucted."
Nick- "I totally confucted that shit."

by JustSandymothafuckahs November 3, 2011

Confucksing

Fucking confusing, in one word.

Why is Java so confucksing?

I'm goddamn confucksed.

by 555propro51234 June 22, 2016

confuckinfuzzled

confused confuzzled and fucking basically

a: " if i work out the standard deviation of the number of trees in the amazon and mached them against the trees in cumbria, then work out a symple formulae x/y+g=..."
b: " JUST SHUT UP IM SO CONFUCKINFUZZLED....wanka"

by Soldja June 16, 2007

Conficker

A computer virus that is supposedly taking into effect on April 1st, 2009. Microsoft is offering a $250k reward for information leading to the creator's arrest.

Conficker iz gunna skrew your computer up reel good.

by Cappz March 30, 2009

confuckled

Confuckled means being very very fucking confused.

"hey bruh les get it u no wut im sayin i mean u kno"
Stfu ur confuckling me.

Im so confuckled.

by youshouldknowbynow. August 2, 2011

confuckulated

1) Completely fouled up; hosed.
2) Complicated beyond any comprehension.

This is the most confuckulated user's manual I've ever read.

by The 2-Belo May 7, 2003

confuckted

when something becomes so fucked up there is no possible solution; a pile up; a tangled mess; a gaggle-fuck; an impossible situation.

Lance's already shakey marriage became even more confuckted when his wife caught him in bed with her brother Bruce and the neighbor's cat.

by YoungZ July 11, 2006