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don't dip your pen in the company ink

A man is advised against messing around with any woman in his workplace as doing so can have very negative consequences that affects many aspects of his life.
Employee1: I can't believe our boss slept with her. He was demoted once everyone found out about it.

Employee2: The moral of the story is: "Don't dip your pen in the company ink, it causes nothing but trouble".
by BlackFox985 December 20, 2010
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mixed company

A group of people in which discussion of a certain topic would be taboo due to the presence of a person or people who might be offended by such a discussion.

Often used to describe the inability of men to discuss matters relating to women because of the presence of one or more women.
"We can't talk about dating exploits here, we're in mixed company. The girls would hate us for sure."
by JohnG307 May 22, 2006
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Angelina Joliezy Company

Termed by Jay-z, a fine woman on your arm. The act of being entertained by a beautiful woman. Having a hot chic! A perfect ten.
I'm looking for Angelina Joliezy Company.

Someone to give me Angelina Joliezy Company.
by Oneseas0n March 10, 2009
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Zombie Company

1. A technically bankrupt company that is kept alive with large infusions of government money for the sake of "stability" in the U.S. financial system. 2. A large financial company with negative net worth that continues to operate, despite having no clear path to solvency. 3. The UnDead of Wall Street.
"AIG is the premier example of a zombie company -- kept alive only by $120 billion in federal bailout money. Apparently, it's considered too large to fail."
by Peter Kobs March 9, 2009
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Compare People

An evil Facebook application that at first seems like fun, however it sends you weekly E-mails telling you how much better everyone else is then you.
Guy 1:Hey, I got an E-Mail for Compare People...YES #2 most desirable to date.

Guy 2: lets see....I got #13 most absentee....I hate my life....
by Alix McQ April 4, 2009
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companion ottertard

Someone who is entirely unable to go anywhere or do anything without their companion otter.
She is very clearly delving into the socially unacceptable zone with this new companion ottertard schtick she does.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 12, 2019
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Midwest Bus Company

A really shitty school bus group that does not follow the laws of physics or geography. They say its a Midwest bus company but its based in NY
Midwest Bus Company is a really shitty company tbh
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