Collingwood Free Kick

In the game of Australian Rules Football, a free kick that is awarded by an umpire for no apparent reason. So called because they are most often awarded to players of the Collingwood Football Club. Also, a free kick awarded to a Collingwood player when one should rightly have been awarded to the opposition.

Collingwood player attempts to take a mark, drops the ball, is awarded a Collingwood Free Kick anyway.

by martybanana August 14, 2012

collingwood girls

typically; really pretty lgs.
usually around 10 of them.

in the 14-15 year old age range

1) "you are such collingwood girls"

2) "those girls remind me of collingwood girls"

3) "yo, lets invite some collingwood girls."

4) "i heard one of the collingwood girls is having a party."

by on_looker May 14, 2009

Collingwood fan

Collingwood supporters with no teeth and imbred parents

The collingwood fans shit them self as the lost a 30 point lead and lost in the grandfinale.

by Big balled billy September 6, 2019

Collingwood Magpies

The best AFL team in the country, the only people that support this team are nice, wealthy and healthy people that have nice houses. Most Australians don't like them, mostly because they are jealous of their rich heritage and how much skill the players have. They are the only team in history to win 4 premierships in a row and that is a feat that no other team could possibly beat apart from the team who set that record - the Collingwood Football Club!

Person 1: Why are the Collingwood Magpies so good?
Person 2: Maybe it's because they have they best players and supporters!

by Crispy96 October 24, 2012

Collingwood Football Club

the worst team in the AFL. they need to suck some cock.

they are total shit

Collingwood Football Club is a fuck wit

by go freo August 16, 2020

Collingwood Holiday

This term is applied when a person in your company is sacked / made redundant with no explaination from management as to why or indeed if they have been let go. First came into existence circa July 2011 at a company based in central England.

Paul: I have a call for Joe but he isn't answering
Jim: I heard from management that he is on holiday
Paul: Ah, it must be a Collingwood Holiday after yesterdays run in with management and punch up!
Jim: Poor Joe...... if you hear from him, pass on my best and I hope he enjoys his 'holiday'.

by Me and Only Me June 18, 2012

Collingwood Crack

When two people, typically homeless and high on drugs, have sex in a public washroom

Person A: Did you hear about what happened at school yesterday??
Person B: Yeah, it was a classic Collingwood Crack

by chudtopia January 4, 2026