Collegiate Darwinism

A theory posed by a Penn State student, contending that "survival of the fittest" applies to the social life of college students.

Collegiate Darwinism: 3-5 friends go on a road trip to a college where they have no friends. Everyone must find a bed. House parties, bars & late night pizza joints are recommended places to find a bedmate. As the night progresses, friends will see that the strongest survive, no matter what it takes. Those that sleep with fat chicks or ugly guys (girls is pimps too) should be congradulated for finding a bed, not admonished for lowering any standards. Meet up at a diner the next morning to tell your stories. Compare strategies, learn from your mistakes, and go to a different school and try it again.

by deegav January 5, 2007

Collegiate School

A school in Manhattan for really smart kids who have a sense of humor and for kids that know how to have a good time. Collegiate School has a great sports program. And well Dutchmen just rule.

I wanna fuck a collegiate school student. They are hot and smart. Also they're rich.

by slexyman March 5, 2008

collegiate muffdiver

A pseudo-les, always young and middle-class.

Best if she is actually going to college, but the term applies to any young, middle-class female who is just passing thru the lesbian experience.

Extra points if she angles for reactions from straight men. This classic c-m-d puts tongue to pussy for the thrill of telling her boy acquaintances.

Eventually the boys lose interest, so the c-m-d starts supplying actual pussy. She has moved on in life.

"She said 'my girlfriend' five times in a thirty-word sentence. Oy, dot's a collegiate muffdiver!"

by C. T. May May 11, 2010

Collegiate Times

The student-run newspaper at Virginia Tech

Hokie #1: "Did you pick up the latest copy of the Collegiate Times?"
Hokie #2: "No."

by Athousandandone October 26, 2016

collegium charter school

Collegium is how you’d describe +•*ghetto*•+ it comes with a roach leg in your school lunch, a mouse in your hallways, and gas leaking chemicals that makes you evacuate the building. But is it funny or fun is the question? Yes. This school is spicy, it has flavor, everyday is another kid on crack. Bathroom stinks like fish. If you go to collegium charter school, how are you alive still.

Collegium charter school is very ghetto, but is fun.

by Ms.stankasshoe September 22, 2020

central elgin collegiate institute

Central Elgin Collegiate Institute is considered the smart preppy school in st. thomas ontario also known as st sketch. However, it’s sctually full of hidden stoners and wannabe bad boys that hang out at the west doors. It’s also full of cat ear wearing out casts, shitty sports teams, brutal colour house assembly’s, and a great enriched program which allows students to think they’re smart and allow the normal ones to make fun of them. The staff are literally amazing it’s too bad they have to deal with people fucking and hot boxing the gender neutral bathroom. it’s great 4 years if you can make it through without getting drunk at a school dance, watching a drug deal go down, or getting pregnant.

she went to central elgin collegiate institute (CECI) she’s probably smart and boring

by ceci grad 2017 December 28, 2017

Phoenix collegiate

Phoenix collegiate is the worst school ever. I would rather kill myself then going there.The teachers are shit and so is the food I’d rather have the West Brom collegiate food they’re food is so better.You get shoved in school by people who think they are better than you. The fights are horrendous there’s one everyday.
Please don’t go

I want to go to Phoenix Collegiate think it’s the best school ever
Don’t go it’s disgusting Phoenix will kill u

by Queenoflispes October 10, 2021