columbine mode

An individual, or individuals, loosing their shit and killing without discretion.

While playing multiplayer FTP games:

"Can we get some teamwork here, or is everyone in columbine mode?!"

by masstack June 9, 2005

Columbine

Event in which two social outcasts, who were simply tired of being picked on, ran rampage throughout their school, shooting and killing afew people in the process.

Contrary to popular belief, the Columbine kids didn't do this because of Marilyn Manson, Neo-Nazism, The Matrix, or Doom (although these did contribute to their defective minds.) They did it because they were tired of being picked on!

by just another freaky kid September 2, 2003

Columbine

A town in Colorado where a shooting happened at the local high school on April 20, 1999. Now has become a funny joke among edgy preteens and teens in the Youtube comment section of Pumped Up Kicks.

Teen in the YouTube comment section: columbine was so cool i wish i did it
Me: Shut up, you edgy teen.
Teen: OMG CANT YOU TAKE A JOKE??

by Rainiered October 27, 2020

Columbine High School

A high school outside of Denver, Colorado. Just a perfectly normal, stereotypical high school, until a couple of sickos shot up the place. The death toll stood at thirteen, but if you count Dylan & Eric, the shooters, it came to fifteen.

See also: Columbine, school shooting.

It's a good thing Dylan and Eric's duffel bag bombs didn't detonate, or the Columbine High School library would've fallen into the cafeteria, killing hundreds.

by Baraldo.Jefferson February 14, 2007

COLUMBINE MUSIC

Music that the kids who killed people at Columbine may or may not have listened to.

Dude, let's listen to some COLUMBINE MUSIC.

by Anonymous August 9, 2003

Columbine Whore

On the internet, there are these girls that are extremely obcessed with Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold (the columbine shooters), they have pillows of them to make out with, and want their love. They are crazy and should sign off forever

Look at this, this slut want to have sex with Dylan's long nose ass, what a Columbine Whore

by Nishokiizz December 11, 2016

Colining

To take part in a colining, means to be an annoying asshole or act in a childish behavior, but in a good and or hysterical sense.

*flails around on the ground while talking about Taco Bell’s new nacho fries

“Oh no, look at Jeff over there colining as usual.”

by Morgen Freemale October 24, 2018