coleman

some weeb faggot who loves black cocks and anime tiddies

fuckig coleman

by fgq7p9wuilkjawrfc November 29, 2017

Coleman

A lesbian that looks like Ellen DeGeneres, but isn't trying to.

Hey! Is that Ellen DeGeneres?!?! Oh... no, it's just a Coleman.

by whatthefuckiswrongwithyourface June 7, 2010

Coleman

n) a male that obsesses to a stalkerish extent of a female, usual interested in short cute asians and persists in following them around, txting repeatedly, and failing incredibly at flirting. They should be avoided at all cost and if not possible, suicide IS recommended. You have been warned

v) to act in such a stalker-like manner as described above. Usually results in mental and emotional trama to the recipient. Extremely derogatory term that should be used lightly and only when necessary.

n) Dude! At that party last night there were sooooooooo many colemans! I think they scared off all the hott babes....

v) "My sister locked herself in her room bro"

"What's wrong?"

"Some creep was colemaning her last night....she's

scarred for life!"

"Aw that sucks....looks like i'll never have a chance at

her now..."

by Chemkid June 1, 2009

coleman

Your friend who still has his foreskin dangling.

He was about to get head from this broad but then she found out he had a coleman

by [e-mail] April 18, 2008

Coleman

Someone who abuses old and dead memes and who is just a right manky lad

Hey stay away from that Coleman.

by ABSOLUTE MAD LAD May 4, 2018

Coleman

Coleman <n> To take it up the chuff
Coleman <adj> To be extremely sore around the anal region

1) OHHH MANN I JUST GOT COLEMAN'D
2) OHH DAM MY ASS HURTS LIKE A COLEMAN

by Nuttalicious October 29, 2008

coleman

To thizz to the point where senses have become jaded.
Usually causing a person to go Stupid, Dumb, Retarded or Ride the Yellow Bus

danm did you see that girl she was so coleman

by IRIDETHEYELLOWBUS June 19, 2006